Sunday, 22 September 2013

Food Stealing Adventures


What a miserable little outing this was turning out to be for me. Ever since getting laid off from my job, I haven’t had the time or money to go out for dinner with my friends, something I used to do all the time. I truly missed it. I decided that I just needed a break from the constant job hunting and penny-pinching. I saved up enough to have a nice meal with some nice people. Unfortunately, everything on the menu seemed to be more than I was expecting, and I had to settle for a small appetizer. Now, I have quite a big appetite, so this was definitely not enough for anyone, but especially for me. To make matters worse, I was seated right next to the kitchen, so I was constantly taunted by the delicious aromas floating around. I was starving. My friends’ food looked incredible. I had to constantly make sure I was focused on the conversation, and not just on the food. Eventually one of my friends got up to move the car, and the other one went to the washroom. I saw my opportunity. I took at least a quarter of each person’s meal, and ate it. It was delicious. I made sure to re-arrange their plates to make sure it didn’t look like food was missing. Luckily, neither seemed to notice, or at least say anything about it. It was very difficult to not laugh as on the way home they talked about how their meals weren’t as big as they looked.

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